retrogaydad-deactivated20190324:

sure. spoiler alerts for 3x09, obviously:

• clarke is very sad but she pushes her feelings down again bc she’s the most selfless binch on the planet and this show doesn’t deserve her
  
• clarke goes to see the natblidas before the conclave to ensure aden will still protect her people. he nods, saying “we all will”, and then all the nightbloods bow their heads to her. he then says, “it’s what lexa taught us. we loved her.”
• the skyrats are being stupid again and want to execute kane, sinclair, and lincoln for some reason. idk i didn’t watch 3x08. i guess they went against pike. bellamy helps them escape for some reason but really octavia does all the work and bellamy just cries a lot. indra drags bellamys ass to next tuesday and bellamy cries again.
• ontari kills all the nightblood children in their sleep because she’s a psycho bitch. clarke is so fuckin done with this shit
• clarke goes to steal the flame (the commander’s chip) which is in an unguarded room for some reason. titus then finds her and stops her. he says “you killed [lexa]”. clarke just looks at this dude like what the fuc k. are u kidding me. u killed her u DICK. anyways,,, clarke’s like “dont hurt me binch lexa wants me alive” and titus is like ;/ u right but not before he chokes her a lil
• clarke is like “anyways i’m gonna put the flame inside literally anyone but ontari” and titus is like “NO u need a nightblood but they’re all dead now except ontari lol” and clarke is like “???? if they’re so rare why do u make them kill each other” and then he chokes her again bc he doesn’t want to explain the plot hole
• clarke is like “wait there’s another nightblood. my bae told me before she died right after we fuckt” and titus is like “ya she sucks tho lol she ran away so i aint givin her the flame” and clarke is like “pls” and titus is like “fine” so then he’s like “go find luna” and clarke is like “LUNA??? shit i know that binch!!! that’s lincoln’s friend!!!” and titus is like “cool beans so can u find her?” and clarke is like “hell yep” so titus is like “cool here’s the chip ur the flamekeeper now have fun” and clarke is like “??? ok that was easy nice” so she takes the chip and gets the fuck out
• murphy and ontari flirt ?????
• titus is taken as prisoner for giving clarke the flame but roan lets him live because “he’s the only flamekeeper we need him to put the chip in” and titus is like “nah bitch” and he slits his own throat “for lexa” (even tho he killed her bc he’s a dumbass)
• ontari is like ??? ok? that’s cool beans and all but chip or no chip i’m still gonna be commander. and everyone is like oh :/ tru
• ontari calls lexa a bitch which is honestly so unnecessary and rude like respect the dead please??
• ontari is just generally a nasty bitch she killed a bunch of kiddos and then insulted the dead lesbian #unstanned
• they burn lexa’s body and clarke can see the smoke rise up from polis and she looks longingly at the chip and cries again bc she misses lexa and i hate jason so much i’m gonna burn his house down
• back in skyrat land pike is like “return the prisoners or i’m gonna kill all the grounders in captivity” and lincoln being the selfless angel he is sacrifices himself. pike puts a bullet thru his brain and it’s graphic and awful and he deserved better.
• the end